1. kill the imposter

    (Source: blaaargh, via serionsly)

  2. drdrevevo:

    I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

    (Source: rlaph, via gnarly)


  3. when someone asks what its like to be young these days

  4. (via gnarly)

  5. christareiss:

    so you wanna be a master

    (via tommypickles)


  6. fasterfood:

    when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you


    (via tommypickles)

  7. resteasyrolihlahla:


    (Source: cathedrvls, via its-impala-time)


  8. hoechlinth:

    i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

    (via pleaseexcusemydearauntsatan)


  9. waytoostrongforwaytoolong:


    at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

    when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

    (Source: buckyfrost, via pleaseexcusemydearauntsatan)


  10. furr:


    Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

    h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

    (via pleaseexcusemydearauntsatan)